Santanna means “saint-like.” Strictly interpreted, this definition may not exactly apply to Bailey Santanna. But from a different point-of-view, our point-of-view, it does. Doesn’t Bailey cure men’s fluid overloads with her plush body and adept skills? Isn’t healing and soothing blue balls a saint-like vigour? The devil’s advocate rests his case. Bailey enjoys gonna Burning Petticoat chaser, San Francisco gender-bending street parties and…high-school reunions? “I adore going back to my high school reunion. It’s love, ‘I showed you boys!’ It was atypical cuz I was not very popular in high school, but I have run into plenty of people after high school, and then they all want to courting me. Not during high-school. I suppose I was too much to handle in college. I had the massive mambos by far in the entire school my senior year, and I am short. Five-foot-four. Even teachers had a stiff time talking to me sometimes!” That’s our Bailey.