In the DVD More To Fuck, John the Bachelor get to choose his angel from a head-spinning selection of fleshy sex-bombs: Anna Kay, Melonie Max, Alanna Ackerman, Destiny Rose and cute and cuddly Tatiana Blair. While More To Shag was a parody of exposes adore The Bachelor, Tatiana could have too played Snooki in a parody of Jersey Shore. Except with much, much, larger, natural zeppelins. Magnificant pantoons.
“When it’s hawt I’ll just wear tank-tops and a mini-skirt,” said Tatiana, a worthy beauty who may or may not realize that her mere presence tortures lads. “Like I told, I adore to be comfortable. And if anyone doesn’t adore it, I don’t care. I have been pulled over quite a hardly any times, and when I was younger I didn’t have a driver’s license. So when that would happen I would just pull my shirt down, and it worked. The cop would walk over all piddled off, and then when I rolled down the window he would just be staring at my pointer sisters and stuttering. I got away with a lot of warnings when I was speeding beautiful fast.”