“I’m Actually Shy”

“I’m Really Shy”

What lap dancing club do you currently dance in?

I’m not a gogo dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I am busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning fresh pole tricks and becoming stronger and more flexible. If the poles in DC clubs weren’t so short, I would be all over ’em some other time. I adore lengthy poles.

How long had you been exotic dancing?

About a year altogether. Not terribly lengthy, I know.

Did you originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are you self-taught?

Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I’d detect on YouTube.

Did you do pole exotic dancing? Any girl-on-girl stage play?

Yep, I indeed adored pole exotic dancing all by itself. I would do some girl-girl stage play with girls I befriended, too. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I love any job where I get paid to sexually harass my coworkers.

Did u do lap dances likewise?

Yes. My lap dances were sexy!

What sort of costumes and shoes did u love wear on stage?

I looked beautiful great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC female-dominant boots with the braces and all. But I too had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic exotic dancer heels. I urge I got the ones with the lights in ’em. Hell, I crave I discovered some with little plastic fish floating in them. I would have worn the hell without these! With a stringy, dark-skinned, knicker micro-bikini and a cane and a humongous fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the lap dancer pole. Fuck…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.

What mistakes do boyz make in lap dancing clubs?

Not tipping well. Almost any other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make money.

What should a skirt chaser talk about if this Lothario is spending time with a dancer in a club?

No thing. Shut up and relish a stripped gal exotic dancing on you!

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