Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for cock.

Forget the pizza. This Mamma I’D LIKE TO FUCK is hungry for ramrod.

Forget the pizza. This Mommy I'D LIKE TO FUCK is hungry for weenie.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British MILF, instructs 2 big Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery lad arrives, this babe makes a decision she’d rather have his jock than dinner.

She invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there’s something I could choke on,” this babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, he doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word that babe says…until this babe says, “I would actually like to shag you.” “Fuck” is one of those words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his weenie, hops on top of it, rides it rigid and jacks him onto her beautiful face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that is what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To bonk hot M.I.L.F.S.. At least that is the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who gets more porn twat?

A. Pizza delivery boys
B. Cable chaps
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

In any case, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mommy and grandmother. This babe works in wedding planning. This babe is divorced. This babe is a swinger. This babe likes bucks who wear suits. We detected her on Twitter. The almost any amazing job she’s ever had?

“Shooting for you, of course!”

Of course!

The finest job for bucks who crave to have sex with porn HORNY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery boys.

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