Some people will tell u that they went to the champagne room in a exotic dancing club with a hot beauty and that they scored a piece of vagina for a reasonable price. We think that maybe that might have happened. But it doesn’t happen all the time. Others will tell you that they went into the VIP and tried to score some cunt and got tossed out on their asses. We think that happens more often than not. We are here to tell u what probably happens in the champagne room on the regular. You spot a hawt goddess like Summer and this babe is lap dancing, swaying these jugs around love a pair of pom-poms. You fetch out some money and give her what we like to call a, “dance donation,” for her tit-swaying prowess. This convinces her to flaunt said bra-busters and mash ’em on your face and crotch. This leads you to give her some other dance donation. While giving her your unbending earned studs for making you rock hard, this babe catches a glimpse of your wad o’ money and tells you that that babe will take you to the VIP room for that wad o’ specie. What do u get inside return? Well, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out that u love billibongs. Summer has probably had that figured out since you gave her the first tit-swaying dance donation. So, this babe whips your penis out, whips her boobies out and connects the two in a violent pumping and mashing experience that we adore to call a tit-and-tug-aganza! Her accomplished tatas blow your wad, that babe takes your wad o’ cash, this babe wipes off your baby batter, exits stage left not a hair out of place and lives to dance another day. That sounds like it could happen, right? Love it does happen, right? Much more than your buddy’s tall tale of rogering a hot dancer adore a jackhammer in the VIP, right? Yes, we think so, also. That’s why we like the tits-and-tug job so much. It’s like the fast-food version of a worthwhile time. U receive over here, receive off and acquire out…in that command.