If u are a petticoat chaser who has a almost all admirable buddy, u are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs u to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, u deny and lie until u die or at least acquire your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at each opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain humorous. The final thing you’re responsible for, and probably the almost any important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars gogo dancer, either. Nope. U are responsible for getting him a hot bitch who is intend to drain his balls of every final drop of his single-man baby batter. A floozy like Holly Halston. This gogo dancer takes it up her lustful grab, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her taut ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your paramount bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.